July 30th, 2014

r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

(via vaginatrainer)

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: meme4u, via yaesthetic)

July 24th, 2014

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via guy)

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

(via emaciatinq)

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via adorkable-rin)

(via guy)

(Source: hihmu, via guy)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via hotboyproblems)